Audio Woo Checklist (found this on Reddi
attributed to Sean Adams, founder of SlimDevicesYou claim that an:
- audible
- measurable
- hypothetical
- upsampling
- increasing word size
- vibration dampening
- bi-wiring
- replacing the external power supply
- using a different lossless format
- decompressing on the server
- removing bits of metal from skull
- using ethernet instead of wireless
- inverting phase
- installing bigger connectors
- installing Black Gate caps
- installing ByBee filters
- installing hospital-grade AC jacks
- defragmenting the hard disk
- running older firmware
- the placebo effect
- your ears honestly aren't that good
- your idea has already been thoroughly disproved
- modern DACs upsample anyway
- those products are pure snake oil
- lossless formats, by definition, are lossless
- those measurements are bogus
- sound travels much slower than you think
- electric signals travel much faster than you think
- that's not how binary arithmetic works
- that's not how TCP/IP works
- the Nyquist theorem
- the can't polish a turd theorem
- bits are bits
- jitter
- EMI
- thermal noise
- existentialism
- cosmic rays
- theories are not the same as facts
- measurements don't tell everything
- not everyone is subject to the placebo effect
- blind testing is dumb
- you can't prove what I can't hear
- science isn't everything
- room acoustics
- source material
- type of speakers
- speaker placement
- crossover points
- equalization
- Q-tips