audiophile jokes

[Analogous]

 

[Donivlapog]

Consumer - Gosh I cant believe I bought a TV for 2 lakhs and having spent 1.5 lakhs on a 5.1 AVR speaker system I have the itch to go 7.1!!

 

[arj]

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Wait till the Police come..with a Sting operation

 

[mbhangui]

Wait till the Police come..with a Sting operation

and the Carpenters who were singing at the bar in Dire Straits remarked Who called the Police?

 

[Nitin K]

and the Carpenters who were singing at the bar in Dire Straits remarked Who called the Police?

The Men At Work called the Police and they came with the Men Without Hats. But the Police did not find anything and it was an Enigma.

 

[Analogous]

For audio stuff and everything else… when a service is free, users are the commodity. (Warning: some may not find this funny)

 

[jai1611]

For audio stuff and everything else… when a service is free, users are the commodity. (Warning: some may not find this funny)View attachment 84733

Now there’s also an AI summary above all this

 

[arj]

 

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My neighbours say the exact opposite!

 

[arj]

do they specify what emotion..it can range from anger to " happy sloth" with frustration/irritation somewhere in between

My neighbours say the exact opposite!

 

[Analogous]

do they specify what emotion..it can range from anger to " happy sloth" with frustration/irritation somewhere in between

They get so emotional complaining about it all that it seemed insensitive ask them for details. A friend throws these loud and wild parties and makes sure his neighbours come. So there might be a way to ensure communal harmony after all

 

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[arj]

 

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That’s the first draft of the plan before the wife sees it

 

[sachinchavan 15865]

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Might indeed be a ‘record’ collection!

 

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[Yelamanchili manohar]

A compilation of some posts I've read on Dac threads

You really should'nt pay attention to reviews, they will cost you.

Chord dacs - I got a Chord dave, then added an outboard power supply, then got a Mscaler, and then optimized it with the right cables. By the time I was ready to hear my tunes. Heard there is new Dave coming.

The more accurate an R2R implementation is, the closer it will sound to a Sigma-Delta.

Any 800 dollar Topping dac, will give as much detail as there is in the recording. Spending more lets you choose your flavor.

 

[keith_correa]

Not funny; not funny at all!

 

[Analogous]

Not funny. Not funny at all!
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Yet Another bullshit bingo!
How to play? (For the uninitiated)
1. Join an audio discussion.
2. Keep this square printed/handy
3. Cross off any of these terms when you hear/see it.
Once you get a full row or diagonal all crossed you win (as in any bingo game)

You can make a bingo crossword with jargon and commonly used terms in any technical/professional field. Specially useful during long Zoom calls. But don’t shout bingo loud when you get it unless you want to become a full time audiophile.

 

[aeroash]

Not funny; not funny at all!

Moist? This is new. Does this happen to our eyes and nose when one instantly regrets their purchase? Or does this happen when the Missus hears a difference between cables?