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THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN WRITTEN IN PURE JEST AND IS NOT INTENDED TO HURT ANYONE OR ANYONE'S FEELING. READ IT AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH. IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN PAT MY BACK FOR BEING A GOOD COMEDIAN.
You still don't get it, do you? Why do you keep comparing my audio with GSP, satellites, etc. They don’t have any effect on my ears and my soul as much as good music does.
There is no comparing digital systems to a purely analogue one. All your science and measurement capabilities cannot measure the tiniest noise that permeates into my pristine audio signal. Your storage device takes one look at the data, and says, hey this is an audio signal! Let me have some fun and add or remove some of the 0's and 1's. Similarly, your digital transport systems add noise that only I can hear. Your mathematical numbers make no difference. You say your system is accurate up to the 16th or 32nd decimal point. An audio signal is infinite and you don’t have enough digits to handle that. Your precious digital systems handle audio signals completely differently from other data. It adds jitter that brings a shake to Rafi's voice when it should actually do that only for Talat Mehmood.
That is why I need an audiophile SSD/HDD that understand that digital data is actually a precious audio signal and handles it properly. It wakes up, listens to and understands the music, talks to the original artist to understand how he wanted the sound to be, and actually improves the badly converted digital data. Hey DAC, you have been a bad boy. You did not do your job properly. You missed a few 0’s and 1’s.
It stores the new data with extra care and adds a few 0s and1’s to compensate for any further loss. BTW, it also sounds the bugle to all subsequent digital systems to be aware that audio data is coming. It then delivers it to you with a sound stage and 3D feeling that you would never get with an ordinary SSD. Did the original artists want this, you may ask. Who cares? In any case, what does they know about music?
What your digital transport systems do to a GPS signal that guides a satellite or an aircraft to the last meter is unimportant. I need USB and optical transport systems that move my audio data flawlessly without any noise and jitter. Not one 0 or 1 should be out of place. Again, what it does to data that moves trillions of dollars or rupees without any error does not matter to me. Do I care if a flight lands in the wrong airport? You deserve it for not depending upon the age old manual system where trained pilots guided the aircraft properly to the correct destination, and had fun with the airhostesses on the way. Your new system is so lifeless. And you have such a funny coding system. You have MAA for Chennai. That is a cow, for heaven’s sake. Go read you Wren & Martin again.
And you dare to talk about the Internet? It is such a noisy place. Who knows what kinds of noise are added to my audio signal. And to add to my woes, you also dare to compress my music? You went about creating the damn MP3 just to make my life miserable. You have so much bandwidth, power, and energy. Why can’t you move the audio data without compression?
And, by God, have you heard music from a Bluetooth device? I just don’t know which idiot invented that. If and when I meet him, I would certainly give him a sound thrashing. You want me to remove cables just when I was just training my cats to lick them and improve the sound? How can you be so inhuman? Maybe I just send a warning signal to SPCA? Is there a SPCH also? Hmmmm, that is a good idea, but please don’t corrupt that on the way.
God knows what new technological shenanigans you will come up with. My golden ears are starting to hurt separating the noise from the music. Just to add a point, last time I was in Dubai, I visited the Airshow and they had this new Bombadier Jet. I peeked inside the cockpit. All it had a was a screen and a joystick. Whatever were they thinking? Flying on an expensive jet is some sort of game? Next they will have 12 year old's as pilots. After all they are better at playing these games, are'nt they?
And, at the end of the day, even if you do all this, the music from your digital system still does not have the soul and air of an analog system, does it? The ADC/DAC process does something to the music that makes it lose it's original sheen. It sounds digital, for heavens sake.
You know some time ago I was reading about this guy who wanted to spend the rest of his life in space to protect himself from all the impurities on Earth. I wonder if he has an extra seat on the spaceship. Maybe only then can I listen to music without any of your earthly digital noise.
Keep smiling.
Cheers
THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN WRITTEN IN PURE JEST AND IS NOT INTENDED TO HURT ANYONE OR ANYONE'S FEELING. READ IT AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH. IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN PAT MY BACK FOR BEING A GOOD COMEDIAN.
Any remote chance that a fast or real time activity can spoil fidelity can be compensated by placing a local buffer in the receiver side. Netflix servers 1000s of kms apart do exactly this to deliver prestine 4k content. Audio transmission size and distance between 2 components is comparitively negligible at best..............
You still don't get it, do you? Why do you keep comparing my audio with GSP, satellites, etc. They don’t have any effect on my ears and my soul as much as good music does.
There is no comparing digital systems to a purely analogue one. All your science and measurement capabilities cannot measure the tiniest noise that permeates into my pristine audio signal. Your storage device takes one look at the data, and says, hey this is an audio signal! Let me have some fun and add or remove some of the 0's and 1's. Similarly, your digital transport systems add noise that only I can hear. Your mathematical numbers make no difference. You say your system is accurate up to the 16th or 32nd decimal point. An audio signal is infinite and you don’t have enough digits to handle that. Your precious digital systems handle audio signals completely differently from other data. It adds jitter that brings a shake to Rafi's voice when it should actually do that only for Talat Mehmood.
That is why I need an audiophile SSD/HDD that understand that digital data is actually a precious audio signal and handles it properly. It wakes up, listens to and understands the music, talks to the original artist to understand how he wanted the sound to be, and actually improves the badly converted digital data. Hey DAC, you have been a bad boy. You did not do your job properly. You missed a few 0’s and 1’s.
It stores the new data with extra care and adds a few 0s and1’s to compensate for any further loss. BTW, it also sounds the bugle to all subsequent digital systems to be aware that audio data is coming. It then delivers it to you with a sound stage and 3D feeling that you would never get with an ordinary SSD. Did the original artists want this, you may ask. Who cares? In any case, what does they know about music?
What your digital transport systems do to a GPS signal that guides a satellite or an aircraft to the last meter is unimportant. I need USB and optical transport systems that move my audio data flawlessly without any noise and jitter. Not one 0 or 1 should be out of place. Again, what it does to data that moves trillions of dollars or rupees without any error does not matter to me. Do I care if a flight lands in the wrong airport? You deserve it for not depending upon the age old manual system where trained pilots guided the aircraft properly to the correct destination, and had fun with the airhostesses on the way. Your new system is so lifeless. And you have such a funny coding system. You have MAA for Chennai. That is a cow, for heaven’s sake. Go read you Wren & Martin again.
And you dare to talk about the Internet? It is such a noisy place. Who knows what kinds of noise are added to my audio signal. And to add to my woes, you also dare to compress my music? You went about creating the damn MP3 just to make my life miserable. You have so much bandwidth, power, and energy. Why can’t you move the audio data without compression?
And, by God, have you heard music from a Bluetooth device? I just don’t know which idiot invented that. If and when I meet him, I would certainly give him a sound thrashing. You want me to remove cables just when I was just training my cats to lick them and improve the sound? How can you be so inhuman? Maybe I just send a warning signal to SPCA? Is there a SPCH also? Hmmmm, that is a good idea, but please don’t corrupt that on the way.
God knows what new technological shenanigans you will come up with. My golden ears are starting to hurt separating the noise from the music. Just to add a point, last time I was in Dubai, I visited the Airshow and they had this new Bombadier Jet. I peeked inside the cockpit. All it had a was a screen and a joystick. Whatever were they thinking? Flying on an expensive jet is some sort of game? Next they will have 12 year old's as pilots. After all they are better at playing these games, are'nt they?
And, at the end of the day, even if you do all this, the music from your digital system still does not have the soul and air of an analog system, does it? The ADC/DAC process does something to the music that makes it lose it's original sheen. It sounds digital, for heavens sake.
You know some time ago I was reading about this guy who wanted to spend the rest of his life in space to protect himself from all the impurities on Earth. I wonder if he has an extra seat on the spaceship. Maybe only then can I listen to music without any of your earthly digital noise.
Keep smiling.
Cheers
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