audiophile jokes

[shafic]

https://imgur.com/3mJL0rt

 

[bornfi]

Two friends talking, one audiophile (X) second non-audiophile(NX).

X says: I have heard that Shastriya Sangeet (Classic Music) has such powers that it can make water boil.
NX says: Not sure about water but certain about my blood though.

 

[shafic]

Happy New year wishes guys

https://imgur.com/tSzE9sV

 

[shafic]

 

[Deleted member 15865]

Hi,

What is the favorite birthday gift for an audiophile that does not have a turnrable?

An LP. You will know the boys from the men quickly; the boys will complain they do not have a turntable. The men will proudly inform you they will get a second mortgage shortly to be able to buy the new set to play this beauty...hyeah:

And one thought ‘hi-fi’ itself was elite enough!

 

[Deleted member 15865]

E-mails from an Asshole

A poor guy trying to troubleshoot his CD Player using the original Japanese manual being trolled over email.

Fair Warning: That website can swallow your time whole. I lost nearly an entire day to that website when I discovered it.

What a site! Especially with its old world ascii design (who writes emails these days anyway!).

This one reminded me of our ‘Giveaway thread’.

E-mails from an Asshole

 

[Yogesh]

What a site! Especially with its old world ascii design (who writes emails these days anyway!).

This one reminded me of our ‘Giveaway thread’.

E-mails from an Asshole

It's bloody awesome! Don't go the if don't have time on hand!

 

[Naturelover]

Not exactly a joke. But doormats available on amazon.in

 

[shafic]

 

[shafic]

 

[Arvind Singh Lodhi]

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Enjoy Abbey Road by The Beatles at home in the times of Janata Curfew.

 

[prem]

What’s the difference between Wuhan and Vegas?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

 

[mpw]

 

[Nikhil]

 

[Deleted member 15865]

 

[Arvind Singh Lodhi]

 

[mpw]

 

[joell]

 

[Ashenden]

Audiophile Confessions:

My "Right now I'm listening to" post on HFV:


What I'm really listening to:

 

[Deleted member 15865]

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He can’t help it - his ears tuned to hearing ‘micro’dynamics missed out on her ‘macro’dynamics. Next time she should try singing her call - that should do it.