audiophile jokes
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After many days I am checking Jokes
Actually now some iof the threads and postings are bigger laugh riot than jokes!!
Actually now some iof the threads and postings are bigger laugh riot than jokes!!
What's a tape head got to do for quality playback on the move?
Worse, he is wearing beats
soulforged
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soulforged
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Just goes to prove everything about McIntosh is big money!
This is funny everytime you see this. and has been posted on this thread itself and other sites many times.
Every times i see this it cracks me up (and also makes me want to cry
hyeah: )Thad E Ginathom
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Worse, he is wearing beats
I wouldn't even recognise beats*
There. I've outdone you on audiophile snobbery
hyeah:(but hey, I've admitted to having headr of them, so I'm wide open to being out-snobbed :lol
(*and yeah, ok, I confess: I do know their trade-mark 'b'
)~
sarith
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rpisharody
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Wrote this one up myself:
[Audiophile at gardening-tools shop]
Salesman: Sir, this is our latest water-hose.
Audiophile: Hmm .. I will take that
Salesman: These pots are good sir. They have a water tray below
Audiophile: Yes, yes. I need them too
Salesman: Sir, you will need this soil
Audiophile: Why can't I use regular soil
Salesman: Its fortified with nutrients sir and it is compressed ...
[Audiophile walks out]
[Audiophile at gardening-tools shop]
Salesman: Sir, this is our latest water-hose.
Audiophile: Hmm .. I will take that
Salesman: These pots are good sir. They have a water tray below
Audiophile: Yes, yes. I need them too
Salesman: Sir, you will need this soil
Audiophile: Why can't I use regular soil
Salesman: Its fortified with nutrients sir and it is compressed ...
[Audiophile walks out]
The words 'audiophiles' & 'compressed' do not go in a single line. The soil must be uncompressed.
Thad E Ginathom
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A Real-Life Idiot
As I use a separate headphone amplifier, there is no possibility of the headphones muting the speaker output.
I have, a couple of times, put the headphones on my head, started the music, and faced a previously-sleeping wife... I forgot to turn off the speakers.
The other day, I was listening to music, paused it to make a drink, returned, put on the headphones and restarted the music. It took me a an embarrassing number of minutes to realise that the headphone amplifier was not even on, and that the sound was coming from the speakers!
(Yes, my headphones are open-back: very open, they do not isolate at all)
As I use a separate headphone amplifier, there is no possibility of the headphones muting the speaker output.
I have, a couple of times, put the headphones on my head, started the music, and faced a previously-sleeping wife... I forgot to turn off the speakers.
The other day, I was listening to music, paused it to make a drink, returned, put on the headphones and restarted the music. It took me a an embarrassing number of minutes to realise that the headphone amplifier was not even on, and that the sound was coming from the speakers!
(Yes, my headphones are open-back: very open, they do not isolate at all)
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