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[asliarun]

NOTE: 94% of 52 users found this review helpful :lol:

Inspired by the lesser known amazon tradition.

I dare say, the reviews for veet hair removal cream. For men. Is the best.

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml


Edit - sorry it is actually the UK reviews that are truly priceless.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

 

[kanwar]

Hahhahah

 

[Santy]

 

[Santy]

 

[anooput]

Lol

 

[jls001]

I like this guy's chutzpah - Snake Oil! Hi Performance turntable oil

 

[Thad E Ginathom]

Leaving aside the Oh-wow, instant effect kind of comments, this looks like a genuine high-quality product with a genuine-sense-of-humour name

But what about the price? What would a litre of this stuff cost in the motor oil market?

 

[jai1611]

Leaving aside the Oh-wow, instant effect kind of comments, this looks like a genuine high-quality product with a genuine-sense-of-humour name

But what about the price? What would a litre of this stuff cost in the motor oil market?

Mobil 1 5W20 synthetic oil is US$8/quart on Amazon. In India, synthetic 5W40 is around Rs1100/ltr

 

[Santy]

Mobil 1 5W20 synthetic oil is US$8/quart on Amazon. In India, synthetic 5W40 is around Rs1100/ltr

Pricing is accurate. I bought 4L for 4400.
Amazing performance I would say.
The NVH levels went down drastically and the acceleration improved.

 

[jls001]

Amazing performance I would say.
The NVH levels went down drastically and the acceleration improved.

Did you do a double blind test?

 

[Thad E Ginathom]

In that context, it means that both the driver and the passenger wear blindfolds!

Pricing is accurate. I bought 4L for 4400.

But our Snake Oilman is selling it at Rs30,000 per litre. Even allowing for the cost of packaging smaller amounts, that's a bit much.

However, I suspect that the motor oil that Santy bought is complete with the usual aditives which Snake Oil claims to lack. The racing product is probably a lot more expensive.

 

[Santy]

Did you do a double blind test?

If it is low gear, the damage will be minimum.

 

[nishikant]

Full HD Filter


With Samsung's advanced Full High Density Filter, you can ensure your room is kept fresh and clean. The Full HD Filter offers improved filtration by removing even the smallest microscopic dust particles and transforming polluted air into clean energized air. Filter cleaning gets convenient, too. All you need to do is simply wash out the dirt with flowing water to clean the filter. Always keep your air clean and fresh with simple and easy care of the filter.

Samsung obsessed with Full HD

 

[anuragn]

Full HD Filter


With Samsung's advanced Full High Density Filter, you can ensure your room is kept fresh and clean. The Full HD Filter offers improved filtration by removing even the smallest microscopic dust particles and transforming polluted air into clean energized air. Filter cleaning gets convenient, too. All you need to do is simply wash out the dirt with flowing water to clean the filter. Always keep your air clean and fresh with simple and easy care of the filter.

Samsung obsessed with Full HD

And have'nt you heard about Bosch & Laumb HD Contact Lens?
Get a pair of those and upgrade your eyes to HD! :lol:

 

[Saket]

And have'nt you heard about Bosch & Laumb HD Contact Lens?
Get a pair of those and upgrade your eyes to HD! :lol:

With your eyes upgraded to HD, the next step is to having something to 'see' in HD. Hence, Ladies & Gentlemen, presenting to you is HD wall paint(?? Really??)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gToLIq-jg18

 

[Thad E Ginathom]

I'm upgrading to high-definition ear wax

 

[Santy]

 

[denom]

 

[asliarun]

With your eyes upgraded to HD, the next step is to having something to 'see' in HD. Hence, Ladies & Gentlemen, presenting to you is HD wall paint(?? Really??)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gToLIq-jg18

Or of course you could see a picture of your wall in your Apple retina display.

 

[captrajesh]

Did you do a double blind test?

:lol:ROFTL good one. Super like:thumbsup: