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[shershah]

Re: Hi there

Hello Pals,Just joined the gang. Hope to have good time here.

where is the joke?

 

[RiyaButler]

Hi there

Hi there Buddies,
Just joined the gang. Hope to have good time here.

luv
Riya

 

[santhosh]

Re: Hi there

where is the joke?

Spambot perhaps? One who has been taught(programmed) to say "Just joined..... good time here."

 

[Hiten]

Audiophile people. .....they burn midnight oil to differentiate between various clock jitter. .....they get restless for 3 to 4 days straight if they don't get their speaker position right. .....they pull their hair out trying to convince fellow brethren audiophile buddies that Digital is better than analogue. So.....
"hope to have a good time here" ...... she is mocking the audiophiles.

 

[captrajesh]

Hello Pals,
Just joined the gang. Hope to have good time here.

luv
Riya

Bang on, gang

"hope to have a good time here" ...... she is mocking the audiophiles.

Mocking? I think she is provoking

 

[kayjay]

Just discovered this thread and went thru it in its entirety.
Thought it was hilarious.
Some of the jokes were pretty good too.

 

[fhk6hawpe]

This is my first visit on this forum and here I have found so funny jokes in this thread. Really hilarious. Thanks for sharing guys.

 

[baijuxavior]

A few sms jokes i received:

A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most imp LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
The Student replies: Father-in-Law


Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them


Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS !

 

[venkatcr]

You know what Mr. Beans uses as his password? - 'incorrect'. Because every time he forgets and enters a wrong password, the system itself will remind him - 'your password is incorrect'.

Cheers

 

[entsurgeon]

welll guys, remember what the rolls royce ad said???
at 100 miles an hour, the loudest sound in cabin comes from the clock.
wonder what music system it came factory fitted with

 

[Hiten]

With apologies to The Beatles :lol:

 

[denom]

With apologies to The Beatles :lol:

looks like they all tripped on Love, Sex & Dhoka hyeah:

 

[Hiten]

looks like they all tripped on Love, Sex & Dhoka hyeah:

...OR... run over by crazy fans

 

[Hiten]

 

[shershah]

yeah - what she wanted was a single driver - and this ass had multiple ones!!

 

[Hiten]

hehe! Before the Upgradoxia spendthriftitis struck he did had single driver and was happy with it.

 

[venkatcr]

http://i.imgur.com/BqMlU.jpg

Cheers

 

[entsurgeon]

yeah - what she wanted was a single driver - and this ass had multiple ones!!

sone pe suhaga reply sher bhai

 

[ZoeBrooke]

Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

 

[Hiten]