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It is Zizek's habit to pepper his essays with jokes.
Here is a delightful one from his Good Manners in the Age of Wikileaks...
In Baisers vols, Delphine Seyrig explains to her young lover the difference between politeness and tact: Imagine you inadvertently enter a bathroom where a woman is standing naked under the shower. Politeness requires that you quickly close the door and say, Pardon, Madame!, whereas tact would be to quickly close the door and say: Pardon, Monsieur! It is only in the second case, by pretending not to have seen enough even to make out the sex of the person under the shower, that one displays true tact.
Here is a delightful one from his Good Manners in the Age of Wikileaks...
In Baisers vols, Delphine Seyrig explains to her young lover the difference between politeness and tact: Imagine you inadvertently enter a bathroom where a woman is standing naked under the shower. Politeness requires that you quickly close the door and say, Pardon, Madame!, whereas tact would be to quickly close the door and say: Pardon, Monsieur! It is only in the second case, by pretending not to have seen enough even to make out the sex of the person under the shower, that one displays true tact.
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Vaayaal Vadai Sudum Vijay Fans: Crazy things about Nanban, College story happened at 1998-2002 then how Windows 7, Dell XPS, Samsung Corby, Scooty PEP etc thing came at that time???
Shankar " Sir, Neenga Engeyo Poiteenga Sir "
Teacher: Google is a girl or a boy? . . . . .
Student: Google is a girl because it wont let you enter the whole sentence and starts guessing and suggesting. and if you ask a single question it answers you with hundreds of irrelevant answers.........
Student: Google is a girl because it wont let you enter the whole sentence and starts guessing and suggesting. and if you ask a single question it answers you with hundreds of irrelevant answers.........
At Heathrow airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address system: 'Mr.Rand Chod Kar Sandaas ! Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas - please report to the Reception desk'.
Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived from Surat, goes red with anger. He goes to the reception, and shouts loudly to the English receptionist.
The following conversation must go into the history books of cock-ups:
Ranchhodbhai: 'Madar Chod ! I am Ranchhod.... ....'
Receptionist: 'Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not the name I have here.. I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas.....
Ranchhodbhai: 'Arrey Bhenchod ! I am NOT Madar chod!!!'
Receptionist: 'So are you Mr. R.A. Ben or Mr. R.A. Chod? Is your surname Ben or Chod ?'
Ranchhodbhai: (now really really pissed off) 'Chootia teri ! I am Ranchhod.... ....'
Receptionist: 'Excellent sir, so who is Chootia Teri then ???'
Whereupon, a Chinese gentleman ambles up to the Reception and asks: 'Were you calling me ?'
Receptionist: 'Now, who are you?'
Chinese: 'I am Choo Tia.......'
Ranchhodbhai decides to fly back to Surat!!!
Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived from Surat, goes red with anger. He goes to the reception, and shouts loudly to the English receptionist.
The following conversation must go into the history books of cock-ups:
Ranchhodbhai: 'Madar Chod ! I am Ranchhod.... ....'
Receptionist: 'Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not the name I have here.. I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas.....
Ranchhodbhai: 'Arrey Bhenchod ! I am NOT Madar chod!!!'
Receptionist: 'So are you Mr. R.A. Ben or Mr. R.A. Chod? Is your surname Ben or Chod ?'
Ranchhodbhai: (now really really pissed off) 'Chootia teri ! I am Ranchhod.... ....'
Receptionist: 'Excellent sir, so who is Chootia Teri then ???'
Whereupon, a Chinese gentleman ambles up to the Reception and asks: 'Were you calling me ?'
Receptionist: 'Now, who are you?'
Chinese: 'I am Choo Tia.......'
Ranchhodbhai decides to fly back to Surat!!!
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not sure but i guess todays gal would commit suicide if she s mistaken as a male. more so if she s been unclad while deciding.:yahoo:
trans lation plzFor coffeeright info, from my Facebook wall:
Vaayaal Vadai Sudum Vijay Fans: Crazy things about Nanban, College story happened at 1998-2002 then how Windows 7, Dell XPS, Samsung Corby, Scooty PEP etc thing came at that time???
Shankar " Sir, Neenga Engeyo Poiteenga Sir "
So the doctor called the plumber to deal with a blocked toilet. The plumber got to work and cleared the jam in five minutes. The Doc said how much is the the bill, I'll pay cash.
The plumber said it is 25K.
The doctor said "You know, I am a surgeon, and I cannot make that much so quickly!"
The plumber replied "I could not either when I was a doctor."
The plumber said it is 25K.
The doctor said "You know, I am a surgeon, and I cannot make that much so quickly!"
The plumber replied "I could not either when I was a doctor."
hahha
that was good .....one guy used to sale PCs in college days, on-ite-service was his speciality
one of our guys got a PC ... but mouse was bit poor performer , juniors laughed at him time to time for that
Feeling low he went to PCO [phone booth , no cellphone days] , called seller ..
2 -3 times ...but no "ON SITE SERVICE" guys,
juniors laughed all the time when he walked PCO .That fellow did a last call .
After 10 mins one technician rushed to hostel and started checking his system.
After he changed mouse and checked .
Finally technician asked " Where from smoke was coming?? after how much time you see smoke"
The buyer said 'Oh i kept agarbatti below table actually the smoke was from that
hyeah:
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one of our guys got a PC ... but mouse was bit poor performer , juniors laughed at him time to time for that
Feeling low he went to PCO [phone booth , no cellphone days] , called seller ..
2 -3 times ...but no "ON SITE SERVICE" guys,
juniors laughed all the time when he walked PCO .That fellow did a last call .
After 10 mins one technician rushed to hostel and started checking his system.
After he changed mouse and checked .
Finally technician asked " Where from smoke was coming?? after how much time you see smoke"
The buyer said 'Oh i kept agarbatti below table actually the smoke was from that
hyeah:'People Say the Darndest Things
I worked in a TV shop in high school.
A woman came in with a remote control and asked if I could fix it.
I pointed the remote at the tester and got no response.
I asked her if she changed the batteries.
She said, "No, it doesn't take batteries, it's transistorized!"
I replaced the batteries and sent her off happy.
I worked in a TV shop in high school.
A woman came in with a remote control and asked if I could fix it.
I pointed the remote at the tester and got no response.
I asked her if she changed the batteries.
She said, "No, it doesn't take batteries, it's transistorized!"
I replaced the batteries and sent her off happy.
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