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[Moviela]

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"


"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."



If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"


"We've spent a lot of money building this house in Jubilee Hills just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would move in here."



"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, would she sleep in our bed?"


"Well, the bed is almost brand new, and it cost us nearly one lakh. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."



"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would you play her our favorite records on the hi-fi in our home theater?"


"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She hates Opera."

 

[Moviela]

The tube amp walks into a pub.

It sits on the bar, heaters all aglow, and says "I think I lost my electrons."

The bartender asks "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm Positive!"

 

[kaushik]

one old fren came to my house to see HT setup ..he liked the sound and video. I asked are you planning for tower speakers.. he said ok but towers are thick
..he wanted towers of 2inch width:lol::lol::lol:
next he told he wants stereo setup , like 5,1 speakers where he can put pendrive and listen ,, :lol::lol:

i told i will look for such ! systems

 

[soulforged]

one old fren came to my house to see HT setup ..he liked the sound and video. I asked are you planning for tower speakers.. he said ok but towers are thick
..he wanted towers of 2inch width:lol::lol::lol:
next he told he wants stereo setup , like 5,1 speakers where he can put pendrive and listen ,, :lol::lol:

i told i will look for such ! systems

Kaushik, this is your chance to build 5.1 'towers' that conceal desktop speakers and make money!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[kaushik]

Kaushik, this is your chance to build 5.1 'towers' that conceal desktop speakers and make money!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

really thatz good i am taking speakers from this

 

[vktyagi]

A small one:
A little kid returns form his first day in school.
Mother: Hi my dear, what did you learn in the school.
Boy : Not much. Need to go tomorrow again.

 

[Deleted member 17547]

Gf: Hi dear.. mujhe tumhari bahot bahot yaad aa rahi hai..I seriously miss u a lotttt baby!!

Bf: Arey abhi to baat ki thi humne..

Gf: Arey phirse tujhe hi lag gaya.....Sorry..

 

[anm]

LoL @ sagar!

 

[sound1]

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers.

Wife: " Who is this?"
Woman: "This is the maid"
Wife: "We don't have a maid"
Maid: "I was hired this morning by the man of the house:
Wife: "Well, this is his wife. Is he there?"
Maid: "He is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was his wife."
Wife(fuming): "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
Maid: "What will I have to do?"
Wife: "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the woman he's with"

The maid puts the phone down; the woman hears footsteps and the gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone.

Maid: "What do I do with the bodies?"
Wife: "Throw them in the swimming pool"
Maid: "But there's no pool here."

A long pause and the wife says, "Is this 832-4821?"

 

[Hiten]

 

[spirovious]

Nice joke.:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Hiten]

Bro, please remove the word 'pugree' and let everyone enjoy the joke.,
Thanks and regards.

 

[technobhatt]

Bro, please remove the word 'pugree' and let everyone enjoy the joke.,
Thanks and regards.

yeah, PUGREE can be replaced with 'Turban' !
This joke is really worth sharing !! I did...with all due credits to Shivam's post!!

 

[baijuxavior]

A little girl went into her parents bedroom to find her parents in bed.

Well! she exclaimed. And you tell me off just for sucking my thumb.

 

[pankaj.t]

Santa enters a store that sells curtains.
He tells the salesman, I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, Fifteen inches.
Fifteen inches? asked the salesman. That sounds very small, what room are they for?
Santa tells him that they arent for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, But, sir, computers do not have curtains!
Santa says, Hellllooooooooo..Ive got Windows!

 

[bibin3210]

PASS Eggs......

Lave a look.....

http://gallery.audioasylum.com/cgi/gi.mpl?u=64&f=passeggs.jpg

 

[hydra]

 

[Hiten]

With chances of an early election...

 

[moktan]

A guy goes into a bar. He's sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when
he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - there's nobody near him. He
hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific."
The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or
something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the
voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar.
"Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "What's with the nuts?"
"Oh," the bartender answers, "They're complimentary."

 

[baijuxavior]

Oh my darling, drink makes you look so sexy.
But I havent been drinking.
No, but I have.