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Anybody behind 2G scam will be punished, says PM...... :lol:
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Re: For Sale by Owners - Rules and Guidelines
read about this resilient soup..
BBC News - Chinese archaeologists unearth 2,400-year-old 'soup'
and, supernova watching must be accompanied by good soup
read about this resilient soup..
BBC News - Chinese archaeologists unearth 2,400-year-old 'soup'
Re: For Sale by Owners - Rules and Guidelines
hehe, Suri, nothing gets by you now does it.
hyeah: Unfortunately, we are all confined by worldly standards when the celestial powers that be, beckon :lol:
Regards,
@ss
and, supernova watching must be accompanied by good soup
hehe, Suri, nothing gets by you now does it.
hyeah: Unfortunately, we are all confined by worldly standards when the celestial powers that be, beckon :lol:Regards,
@ss
chandruybl
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Oh Suri,
That waz just hillarious,i just fell off the chair....haiyo haiyo
Cheers
Chandru
That waz just hillarious,i just fell off the chair....haiyo haiyo
Cheers
Chandru
A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" is feminine - "la maison."
"Pencil" is masculine -"le crayon."
A Student asked, "what gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups-male & female- and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reason for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:-
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2.The native language they use to communicate with other computer is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3.Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later review;and
4.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computer should be masculine ("le computer")because:-
1.In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2.They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3.They are supposed to help you solve problems. but half the time they are the problem; and
4.As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won!!!
"House" is feminine - "la maison."
"Pencil" is masculine -"le crayon."
A Student asked, "what gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups-male & female- and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reason for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:-
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2.The native language they use to communicate with other computer is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3.Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later review;and
4.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computer should be masculine ("le computer")because:-
1.In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2.They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3.They are supposed to help you solve problems. but half the time they are the problem; and
4.As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won!!!
@chandruybl -
that is so extreme!!!! -
you mean - all i have to do is - say something - like - "the world is flat and the prophecies of nostradamus was an american conspiracy" - and you will fall off your chair?
hehehe!
GeorgeO
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Here's another:
A humorous poem
Only the English could have invented this language
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say mothren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England .
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends
And get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
Should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
In which your house can burn up as it burns down,
In which you fill in a form by filling it out,
And in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?
And if people from Poland are called Poles
Then people from Holland should be Holes
And the Germans, Germs.
And let's not forget the Americans, who changed s to z, but that's another story....
Yet to be read !
A humorous poem
Only the English could have invented this language
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say mothren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England .
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends
And get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
Should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
In which your house can burn up as it burns down,
In which you fill in a form by filling it out,
And in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?
And if people from Poland are called Poles
Then people from Holland should be Holes
And the Germans, Germs.
And let's not forget the Americans, who changed s to z, but that's another story....
Yet to be read !
Reproduced below is the excerpt of E-mail I received from a company called Moscode:-
From Your Audio Nuts at Moscode.com
Holiday Greetings fellow Music lovers. Audio lovers, Gizmo lovers and Love lovers. Gage and I wanted to send out a greeting card this year to our customers and fans, and anyone who inadvertently signed up for this newsletter thinking you would be getting recipes, discount Rolex's , stock tips, or male/female enhancement.
So here are our Holiday Wishes for you . . .
May your soundstage reverberate throughout the land.
May you find your groove in vinyl and may your stylus be nude.
May you maintain a vertical tracking angle should you find yourself anti-skating.
May your arms be well toned and your styli compliant (but not too compliant).
May the glow of your tubes light your way to thermionic ecstacy.
May your voltage be high and your power factor be at one with the grid.
May your inputs and outputs be organically balanced.
Let your signal to noise ratio be high and your noise floor be waxed and polished.
Let your dither not wither.
Let your dynamic range be enormous.
May your family of curves treat you well and any peaks and dips be equalized.
May your relatives crossover to their promised land with minimal transient intermodulation distortion. (God Bless Tiny T.I.M.)
May your ground loops give you a silent night just once. (Is this too much to ask?)
As you interconnect this holiday season may your output meet low impedance with lots of headroom so nothing hertz.
And may your highs be extended, your midrange be liquid and your bottom be tight.
In short,
We wish you an ultra low distortion holiday with no negative feedback from anyone.
Cheers,
George and Gage
Shameless Plug Dept-
Check out the Moscode 402Au ON SALE at The NEW Moscode 402Au Tube Hybrid Amplifier.
Makes a great stocking stuffer, like your feet, but smells and sounds way better.
And stay tuned for our new website that our elves are working on.
New Products and New Deals for the New Year!
If you like this please forward this to a friend so they can get in on this Festivus and sign up for the mailing list on our website.
From Your Audio Nuts at Moscode.com
Holiday Greetings fellow Music lovers. Audio lovers, Gizmo lovers and Love lovers. Gage and I wanted to send out a greeting card this year to our customers and fans, and anyone who inadvertently signed up for this newsletter thinking you would be getting recipes, discount Rolex's , stock tips, or male/female enhancement.
So here are our Holiday Wishes for you . . .
May your soundstage reverberate throughout the land.
May you find your groove in vinyl and may your stylus be nude.
May you maintain a vertical tracking angle should you find yourself anti-skating.
May your arms be well toned and your styli compliant (but not too compliant).
May the glow of your tubes light your way to thermionic ecstacy.
May your voltage be high and your power factor be at one with the grid.
May your inputs and outputs be organically balanced.
Let your signal to noise ratio be high and your noise floor be waxed and polished.
Let your dither not wither.
Let your dynamic range be enormous.
May your family of curves treat you well and any peaks and dips be equalized.
May your relatives crossover to their promised land with minimal transient intermodulation distortion. (God Bless Tiny T.I.M.)
May your ground loops give you a silent night just once. (Is this too much to ask?)
As you interconnect this holiday season may your output meet low impedance with lots of headroom so nothing hertz.
And may your highs be extended, your midrange be liquid and your bottom be tight.
In short,
We wish you an ultra low distortion holiday with no negative feedback from anyone.
Cheers,
George and Gage
Shameless Plug Dept-
Check out the Moscode 402Au ON SALE at The NEW Moscode 402Au Tube Hybrid Amplifier.
Makes a great stocking stuffer, like your feet, but smells and sounds way better.
And stay tuned for our new website that our elves are working on.
New Products and New Deals for the New Year!
If you like this please forward this to a friend so they can get in on this Festivus and sign up for the mailing list on our website.
^
Good One Capn.
Actually I have a vast database of jokes in my mail box, a large number of which are adult ones. Sad, can't publish here.
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ajay124
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On a beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung
Lee were sitting on the banks of a gently flowing river
It was a full moon night and romance was in the air
"Jung let's play Weeweechu"-Huan Cho
"Oh no,not now.Let's just look at the moon"-Jung Lee.
"C'mon Jung,let's play Weeweechu.
I love you and there's a full moon"-Huan Cho
"But I'd rather just hold your hand and watch the moon"-Jung
"Please Jung Lee,just once play Weeweechu with me"-Huan Cho
Jung looked into Huan eyes and said "OK,we'll play Weeweechu"
Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and Jung started singing
"Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas
Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas
Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas,
And a happy New Yeal"
Lee were sitting on the banks of a gently flowing river
It was a full moon night and romance was in the air
"Jung let's play Weeweechu"-Huan Cho
"Oh no,not now.Let's just look at the moon"-Jung Lee.
"C'mon Jung,let's play Weeweechu.
I love you and there's a full moon"-Huan Cho
"But I'd rather just hold your hand and watch the moon"-Jung
"Please Jung Lee,just once play Weeweechu with me"-Huan Cho
Jung looked into Huan eyes and said "OK,we'll play Weeweechu"
Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and Jung started singing
"Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas
Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas
Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas,
And a happy New Yeal"
GeorgeO
Well-Known Member
Suri
Regretfully I dont find your post funny..
I suggest you also be considerate of all the moderators-looks like you look at us as policemen- which we are not!
Regretfully I dont find your post funny..
I suggest you also be considerate of all the moderators-looks like you look at us as policemen- which we are not!
that post was not meant to be funny or frivolous -
i have never been policed - i consider policemen as those whose duty is to prevent injustice - and therefore i do not believe that i am under the shadow of your policing.
but,-
one of the mods is really putting himself out on a (fragile) limb with his (insensate) policing.
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