Here are some of Rajnikanth's capabilities.
1. Once there was a competition between Rajinikanth and Superman. The loser was to wear his underpants over his pants.
2. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
3. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
4. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
5. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
6. Rajini can speak braille.
7. Rajini cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Rajini says.
8. Rajini can tie his shoes with his feet.
9. Rajini once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
10. In a high school math test, Rajini wrote "Violence" as the answer for every question. He got an A in the test because Rajini solves all his problems with Violence.
11. Rajini can squeeze orange juice out of a mango.
12. The best part of waking up is knowing that Rajinikanth didn't kill you in your sleep.
13. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
14. Bill Gates lived in constant fear that Rajini' PC may crash. That is why he took early retirement.
15. Rajini can strangle you with a cordless phone.
16. Rajini can play the violin with a piano.
17. Rajini was once charged with three attempted murders, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Rajini does not "attempt" murders.
18. Rajini once punched a man in the soul.
19. The only time Rajini was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
20. In one kick, Rajini can push 20 enemies - each to a different corner of a ROUND room.
Cheers
1. Once there was a competition between Rajinikanth and Superman. The loser was to wear his underpants over his pants.
2. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
3. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
4. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
5. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
6. Rajini can speak braille.
7. Rajini cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Rajini says.
8. Rajini can tie his shoes with his feet.
9. Rajini once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
10. In a high school math test, Rajini wrote "Violence" as the answer for every question. He got an A in the test because Rajini solves all his problems with Violence.
11. Rajini can squeeze orange juice out of a mango.
12. The best part of waking up is knowing that Rajinikanth didn't kill you in your sleep.
13. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
14. Bill Gates lived in constant fear that Rajini' PC may crash. That is why he took early retirement.
15. Rajini can strangle you with a cordless phone.
16. Rajini can play the violin with a piano.
17. Rajini was once charged with three attempted murders, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Rajini does not "attempt" murders.
18. Rajini once punched a man in the soul.
19. The only time Rajini was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
20. In one kick, Rajini can push 20 enemies - each to a different corner of a ROUND room.
Cheers
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