Endhiran - The Robot.

Here are some of Rajnikanth's capabilities.

Some more:

NEWTON vs RAJANI

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were
just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors
can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our
great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? &
shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces,
which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the
knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest
imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his g
un.....Bang. ..the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.

Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries
like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun
in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.The
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton Commits Suicide!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
 
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors
can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our
great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!

Most of these Rajnikanth jokes are rip-offs from Chuck Norris facts and such antics have never been done by Rajni in his movies. But this cancer joke really was a (serious) scene in Dasavatharam - Kamal's incurable throat cancer gets cured by a bullet!
 
Apparently, you haven't seen Sir Sam Anderson yet. Here you go...

Frankly, I don't understand the message of the clipping. Even if I leave 3/4th of my brain behind and try to see the clipping again, I can only see 3 or 4 people gyrating meaninglessly on the screen with some disconnected dialogues and a song.

The humour, if there is one, escapes me completely. It actually reminded me of the gestures that King Kong does in the great movie. Maybe these people are reminding us of our lineage.

Cheers
 
Crazy fans are watching it 5-10 times, so these kind of collection is no surprise.lol.

@metalmickey - no, but he knows acting!!


Dont want to start any regional wars:). But to say Rajini doesen't know acting is stretching things too far.(And this coming from a die hard Kamal fan.;))He is as talented as any other great Indian actors.Of course you have to watch his older movies like Aarilurunthu arubathu varai,Moondru mudichu, Avargal,Bhuvana Oru Kelvikuri,Aval Appadithaan and a few others to know how good he is.But time,his fans and the ever greedy producers had made him a formula hero.His sense of comedy is also superb.He has had us in splits in many of his movies with his timing.And every one knows how stylish he is in may of the roles he he essayed.My personal opinion is, he is a better villain material than a hero.I think after M N Nambiar no other villain actor was better than Rajini in tamil movies.Even though it was for a brief role as Vettaiayan Raja in Chandramukhi he was stunning.But the guy had it in his stars to make it big, i mean really big as a Super Star of Tamil cinema.Being a regional star and to become the highest paid actor in India is no mean achievement.Look at all the hurdles he had to cross.For starters he is dark, which was a big no no to become a Tamil hero.He knew no one here in Madras when he fist landed here.His diction in Tamil was from satisfactory.He had to contend with the ever rising Kamal as his contemporary.There were so many in the industry who didn't want him to succeed.He even had a brush with most powerful MGR.The pressure of handling fame and money became too much at one point of time he had to be hospitalized once.

But his astounding success can not be attributed to simply Rajini the actor.I think he is a package of sorts.It is amazing how is still grounded with all the hoopla going around him.His simplicity and courteousness even after reaching dizzy heights in life is something todays youngsters can observe and emulate..He was never reported for throwing any tantrums at his producers or co-actors.His work ethics remain the same as ever.He even sleeps on the floors of the movies sets in between the shots.When his production 'Baba' flopped at the box office he made good the losses to the distributors. He refused to take advantage of his massive fan followings for any political gains. Above all the guy is not a hypocrite.He talks his mind.Never bothered to hide his drinking or smoking habits.Dares to come out with his bald head and grey stubble.

He was always generous enough to acknowledge that Kamal is a better actor than him.You have to hear it to believe the amount of praise he lavished on Kamal in the Kamal-50 function.Even when his remake of the hindi flick 'Don' became a massive hit and catapulted him to Super stardom he was humble enough to say he lacked the sophistication of Amitabh in the movie.

I think these facts and some more has made Rajini what he is today.I am not all surprised even 'well educated guys' as some one here wondered are crazy about him and watch his movies many times.

Well guys after MGR he is the biggest star in Chennai and TN.Apart from the fact that both of them does not belong to the state, they had no similarities.Both are a study in contrast.Yet they made it big here.Come to terms with it guys.:)

cheers,
sri
 
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Frankly, I don't understand the message of the clipping. Even if I leave 3/4th of my brain behind and try to see the clipping again, I can only see 3 or 4 people gyrating meaninglessly on the screen with some disconnected dialogues and a song.

The humour, if there is one, escapes me completely. It actually reminded me of the gestures that King Kong does in the great movie. Maybe these people are reminding us of our lineage.

Cheers

Strange! Many people my age(25) find this guy unbelievably funny. BTW, the humor genre of this one would be 'unintentional slapstick' I guess.
 
@vramak's signature. Amazing indeed! But can someone explain why the 'pasu nesan's 'enemies' are standing in a straight line?:lol:



cheers,
sri
 
Strange! Many people my age(25) find this guy unbelievably funny. BTW, the humor genre of this one would be 'unintentional slapstick' I guess.

You should have posted his other videos - Car Factory and his Unbeatable dance performance. Man I simply love this guy - I watched the entire movie and I felt very light :D

@Sri - Pasunesan's enemies follow "nererumai"
 
Thanks for the post. But no need to explain with some of his old movies, I have already mentioned it in one of my previous posts. I even watched few of those flicks and liked it. May be it is the story writer/director/producer to blame. + the people who watches it multiple times.ha ha

I had a tough time watching last 10 minutes of Sivaji :-))))))
 
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Thanks for the post. But no need to explain with some of his old movies, I have already mentioned it in one of my previous posts. I even watched few of those flicks and liked it. May be it is the story writer/director/producer to blame. + the people who watches it multiple times.ha ha

I had a tough time watching last 10 minutes of Sivaji :-))))))

I think you're boring the hell out here by saying people watching multiple time. Each to their own sir, if you don't like his movies please move on post something constructive. We all know what he is capable of ;)
 
I think you're boring the hell out here by saying people watching multiple time. Each to their own sir, if you don't like his movies please move on post something constructive. We all know what he is capable of ;)

teky , OT does your heart beat for VolksWagen ? OR you have one ? :rolleyes:
 
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